*Final note before the formalities*
This form is double-opt-in. That means one more step is needed after pressing the button at the bottom. An email will go to your inbox. Please find that, and click the link in there, which will add you to the list.
We didn't design it this way. The EU did. Their legislators thought GDPR would be a good way to keep all of us safe from Big Bad Tech.
Jury's still out on that one.
Anyway, to get on the list, just tick the boxes, hit the button, find the email and do the needful.
It gets easier after that. Promise.